I keep changing this http://www.geoff.org/blog/ en-us 2004-04-21T22:45:04-08:00 This left me utterly speechless. http://www.geoff.org/blog/archives/000018.html http://www.nd.edu/~csuarez1/bored/hello_my_future_girlfriend.htm

]]> geoff 2004-04-21T22:45:04-08:00 The most whacked motorcycle travelogue http://www.geoff.org/blog/archives/000017.html And I thought riding my bike around the San Francisco Bay Area was fun. This woman from the Ukraine rides hers around the ruins of Chernobyl! Clearly it's time to get a dosimeter and a passport!

http://www.angelfire.com/extreme4/kiddofspeed/

]]> geoff 2004-03-27T18:57:37-08:00 It really is over http://www.geoff.org/blog/archives/000016.html I wasn't absolutely, positively, convinced that the campaign was over. Until I read this -

http://www.news4jax.com/politics/2924906/detail.html

]]> geoff 2004-03-25T21:46:57-08:00 The REAL state of the union address http://www.geoff.org/blog/archives/000015.html I knew it! All of the other TV networks broadcast a (presumably) "government approved" edit of the state of the union address. Only CSPAN had the nerve to broadcast the ACTUAL address and now you can see it too.


http://myboringlife.com/state_of_the/union.wmv

]]> geoff 2004-03-21T14:58:44-08:00 Let's start a war, start a nuclear war http://www.geoff.org/blog/archives/000013.html Is this the latest television ad from MoveOn.org?

]]> geoff 2004-03-18T21:45:34-08:00 If you can read this, you're probably a geek http://www.geoff.org/blog/archives/000012.html This is a post about absolutely nothing and really not even worth reading therefore the font has been changed to display pretty little pictures instead of this text. ]]> geoff 2004-03-18T21:30:35-08:00 Most idiotic IM conversation in history http://www.geoff.org/blog/archives/000011.html Yes, this really happened:

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echidna says: (11:17:23 PM)
BEH

josh says: (11:18:25 PM)
no

echidna says: (11:18:49 PM)
beh

josh says: (11:18:56 PM)
no

echidna says: (11:19:02 PM)
beh

echidna says: (11:19:19 PM)
beh

echidna says: (11:19:22 PM)
BEH

echidna says: (11:24:13 PM)
BEEEHHHHHH

josh says: (11:25:24 PM)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

echidna says: (11:26:46 PM)
beh

josh says: (11:29:00 PM)
no

echidna says: (11:29:20 PM)
beh

josh says: (11:31:42 PM)
no

echidna says: (11:31:51 PM)
beh

josh says: (11:33:03 PM)
no

echidna says: (11:33:38 PM)
beh

josh says: (11:33:50 PM)
no

echidna says: (11:34:19 PM)
beh

josh says: (11:34:41 PM)
no

echidna says: (11:34:50 PM)
beh

echidna says: (12:02:54 AM)
BEH

josh says: (12:03:40 AM)
NO DAMNIT NO

echidna says: (12:03:53 AM)
beh

josh says: (12:04:08 AM)
no

echidna says: (12:04:27 AM)
geb

echidna says: (12:04:30 AM)
beh

josh says: (12:04:35 AM)
no

echidna says: (12:04:50 AM)
beh

josh says: (12:06:44 AM)
no

echidna says: (12:06:52 AM)
beh

josh says: (12:08:08 AM)
no

echidna says: (12:08:12 AM)
beh

josh says: (12:10:10 AM)
no

echidna says: (12:10:16 AM)
beh

josh says: (12:12:57 AM)
no

echidna says: (12:14:25 AM)
beh

echidna says: (12:17:27 AM)
BEHH

josh says: (12:17:49 AM)
NO

echidna says: (12:19:50 AM)
beh

josh says: (12:22:14 AM)
no

echidna says: (12:22:21 AM)
beh

josh says: (12:24:39 AM)
no

echidna says: (12:24:50 AM)
beh

josh says: (12:27:04 AM)
no

echidna says: (12:30:44 AM)
beh

josh says: (12:34:33 AM)
no

echidna says: (12:34:42 AM)
beh

josh says: (12:34:52 AM)
no

echidna says: (12:34:57 AM)
BEH

josh says: (12:35:42 AM)
no

echidna says: (12:36:05 AM)
beh

josh says: (12:37:14 AM)
no

echidna says: (12:37:18 AM)
beh

josh says: (12:38:30 AM)
no

echidna says: (12:38:37 AM)
beH

josh says: (12:40:28 AM)
no

echidna says: (12:40:57 AM)
beh

josh says: (12:41:58 AM)
no

echidna says: (12:42:27 AM)
brh

echidna says: (12:42:31 AM)
bEh

josh says: (12:43:58 AM)
no

josh says: (12:44:00 AM)
beh

echidna says: (12:44:24 AM)
no

josh says: (12:44:29 AM)
beh

echidna says: (12:44:33 AM)
no

echidna says: (12:48:53 AM)
BEH

josh says: (12:49:05 AM)
BEH

echidna says: (12:49:15 AM)
NO

josh says: (12:49:21 AM)
beh

echidna says: (12:49:23 AM)
no

josh says: (12:49:26 AM)
beh

echidna says: (12:49:29 AM)
no

echidna says: (12:49:31 AM)
beh

josh says: (12:49:33 AM)
BEH

josh says: (12:49:33 AM)
BEH

josh says: (12:49:36 AM)
BEH

echidna says: (12:49:42 AM)
NO

josh says: (12:49:44 AM)
beh

echidna says: (12:49:44 AM)
No

echidna says: (12:49:46 AM)
No

josh says: (12:49:46 AM)
beh

josh says: (12:49:47 AM)
beh

echidna says: (12:49:48 AM)
no

josh says: (12:49:49 AM)
beh

echidna says: (12:49:50 AM)
no

josh says: (12:49:52 AM)
beh

echidna says: (12:49:53 AM)
no

josh says: (12:49:54 AM)
beh

echidna says: (12:49:55 AM)
no

josh says: (12:49:57 AM)
beh

echidna says: (12:49:57 AM)
no

josh says: (12:49:59 AM)
beh

echidna says: (12:50:00 AM)
no

josh says: (12:50:01 AM)
beh

echidna says: (12:50:02 AM)
no

josh says: (12:50:04 AM)
no

echidna says: (12:50:06 AM)
no

echidna says: (12:50:09 AM)
brh

josh says: (12:50:09 AM)
no

echidna says: (12:50:12 AM)
beh

josh says: (12:50:14 AM)
no

echidna says: (12:50:15 AM)
beh

josh says: (12:50:17 AM)
no

echidna says: (12:50:18 AM)
beh

echidna says: (12:50:25 AM)
no

echidna says: (12:50:26 AM)
beh

josh says: (12:50:30 AM)
no

echidna says: (12:50:36 AM)
beh

echidna says: (12:50:46 AM)
no

echidna says: (12:50:48 AM)
ben

josh says: (12:50:50 AM)
no

echidna says: (12:51:03 AM)
beh

echidna says: (12:51:08 AM)
beh

echidna says: (12:51:09 AM)
no

josh says: (12:51:10 AM)
no

echidna says: (12:51:11 AM)
beh

josh says: (12:51:18 AM)
GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER

echidna says: (12:51:52 AM)
NO

josh says: (12:52:29 AM)
GAHGHGHGHGH

echidna says: (12:53:11 AM)
oh sir

echidna says: (12:53:21 AM)
it was khan

echidna says: (12:53:23 AM)
beh

josh says: (12:54:00 AM)
fukt

echidna says: (12:54:14 AM)
no

echidna says: (12:58:48 AM)
it's over

josh says: (12:59:08 AM)
that much is certain

echidna says: (1:03:16 AM)
beh

josh says: (1:03:51 AM)
oh no PLEASE no

echidna says: (1:04:51 AM)
no

josh says: (1:06:05 AM)
beh

echidna says: (1:06:13 AM)
no

echidna says: (1:07:31 AM)
beh

josh says: (1:07:38 AM)
beh

josh says: (1:07:39 AM)
no

echidna says: (1:07:45 AM)
beh

echidna says: (1:17:33 AM)
lu lu lu lu lu

josh says: (1:19:41 AM)
no

echidna says: (1:20:15 AM)
beh

josh says: (1:20:54 AM)
NO

echidna says: (1:21:52 AM)
BEH

]]> geoff 2004-03-12T00:26:12-08:00 The Latest Celebrity Death Trio http://www.geoff.org/blog/archives/000009.html Spalding Gray
Robert Pastorelli
Paul Winfield

]]> geoff 2004-03-09T15:38:56-08:00 Not ANOTHER self-referential post??? http://www.geoff.org/blog/archives/000008.html Yes, yes, I'm afraid that it is in fact, yet another self-referential post. You see, I finished the new and improved sketchbook viewer (which really just means re-tooling the old the one to fit with the new site design) and wanted to announce it to the whole internet. So what are you waiting for?? Go look at my sketchbook!

]]> geoff 2004-03-08T23:50:23-08:00 It's a GIANT DOG ROBOT!!! http://www.geoff.org/blog/archives/000007.html Um, woof?

http://triggur.org/costume/mech/

]]> geoff 2004-03-08T00:21:12-08:00 <![CDATA[Fahrvergnügen II]]> http://www.geoff.org/blog/archives/000006.html Here's a little tip for all of you with VW stock radios in "safe mode". Presumably you changed your battery, lost power, or ripped off someone else's radio and now would like to actually be able to listen to it. At any rate, I'll assume you have your little four-digit radio "code" (if you don't you'll have to take to a dealer so they can pull it out and get the serial number from the side of the radio).

1) Turn on the radio
2) You'll see the word "Safe", then the number "1000"
3) Enter the code utilizing the first four numbered keys normally used to select the CDs in the CD changer
4) Now here's the really intuitive part that no one else on the internet seems to know. After you've entered your "code", press and hold either the left or right "Seek" button for longer than seems necessary. At some point, *hopefully*, the code will take. Keep holding that button in though!

Now if you screw this up, it appears you only get two chances, you'll have to wait 24 hours before trying again.

]]> geoff 2004-03-06T14:35:29-08:00 Oh look, it's "designed" http://www.geoff.org/blog/archives/000005.html Ok, today begins the rollout of the new "design". The archives, and comments pages are still the default "design". I hope to get those done in the next couple of days. And the new "tabbed" sections aren't done yet either.

Boy, what a boring post.

]]> geoff 2004-03-04T16:37:51-08:00 Fwd: Canadian Slaves http://www.geoff.org/blog/archives/000004.html Here's an email forwarded to me today from Fred. Fred is a good citizen.

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On Laura Schlessinger's radio show recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination, according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following response is an open letter to Dr. Laura, penned by a US resident, which was posted on the Internet. It's funny, as well as thought-provoking.

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Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination... End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them.

1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is, my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath.Exodus 35:2. clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination?

7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle- room here?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

]]> geoff 2004-03-03T11:19:42-08:00 <![CDATA[Fucked-vergnügen]]> http://www.geoff.org/blog/archives/000003.html I'm beginning to subscribe to DCM's opinion of Fahrvergnügen.
Mine just broke down. Again. MEIN GOTT IN HIMMEL!!! WARUM?!?!?

]]> geoff 2004-03-02T16:24:49-08:00 Default templates http://www.geoff.org/blog/archives/000002.html I keep intending on redesigning my new "blog" along with the rest of my miniscule site. However, post traumatic campaign stress disorder has short circuited my brain waves. This default MT style will have to do for now.

]]> geoff 2004-03-01T21:05:47-08:00